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W o m a n VS Men
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W o m a n VS Men
W o m a n  If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't you are not understanding If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you don't like her If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If she talks, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In Short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable ...women! MEN  If you kiss him, he kisses you back If you don't, he patiently waits If you praise him, he says thanks you If you don't, he feels secure in your love If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man If you don't, you still get along If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time If you don't, he'll visit you instead If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful If you don't, you are still beautiful If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you If you're not, he gives you no reason to be If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring If he is stared by other women you know why-he's one hot babe If you talk, he'll always listen If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know In short: So complex, yet so direct So strong, yet so supportive So dazzling, yet so humble So passionate, yet so marvelous....MEN! |
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