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New Computer Viruses ~ Beware ~
This is a discussion on New Computer Viruses ~ Beware ~ within the :: Comedy (Sexy) :: forums, part of the Mirch Masala category; CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone ...
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New Computer Viruses ~ Beware ~
CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb. DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer. TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care. JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive. |
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